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kinky-saint:

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teamrocketing:

i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe

IM CRYINGG

I STARTED PLAYING THIS IN THE CAR AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY TOLD ME TO “TURN IT OFF HAILEY” WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT

ITS 2 AM AND I AM DYING

EVERYTHING HURTS

this is literally what i’ve set up as my alarm for school

How can I teach my chickens to sing???

lyzzystardust:

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dearjacquelinee:

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.

i remember during finals week the kid that sat next to me noticed that everybody was stressed out so he carried around two backpacks and one was full of hostess snacks

(Source: ramblers-ghost)

rlmjob:

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runlikeyoustolesomething:

rlmjob:

egg

the music really adds to the plot

Start using proper utensils you stupid asian bastards…

im white

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